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dauntlessolympian:

This. This is why I love John Green.

something-wong:

oh-haroo:

Follow me for more vertical nature!

Me too

something-wong:

oh-haroo:

Follow me for more vertical nature!

Me too

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

weepingdildo:

miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips 

weepingdildo:

miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips 

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

marinaandthedildos:

President Obama standing next to his Vice President, True Jackson.

marinaandthedildos:

President Obama standing next to his Vice President, True Jackson.

mom: what kind of woman has an orgasm every time she has sex?
me: a lesbian.

allforhisgreaterglory:

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

grandpa got game